i joke about being addicted to the internet all the time but it actually brings me so much happiness, entertainment and makes it harder to feel lonely so like yeah no shit im on it all the time
- Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
- Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
- Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
- School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.
- 11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight
- 3 am: lol